I had to admit that the day started out badly at first. There was a miscommunication between me and my dad over the directions on which parking lot he should park at. He gave up trying to understand my directions and ended up parking across campus over at the John B. parking lot that when I got there, my mom wanted to go to the bathroom. So, I had to take them to the University Center’s bathroom, which, to my surprise, they seemed to not recognize at all. My brother had never seen the University Center so he was amazed by how nice my school seemed all the sudden. My parents said the food looked great, but of course, they don’t know how many times the dining hall food has sent me to the bathroom.
Then came the whole arguments of how my brother wanted to go to CQB City for Airsoft and there was realistically no way we could have dropped my brother off, gone to the Asparagus festival, and picked him up again. Insert lots of arguing, yelling, and defensive statements about miscommunication, misdirection, and mistranslation—I felt like this day was going down the drain. I had only met up with my parents on campus for only ten minutes at this point.
Things got even messier when I wasn’t sure how to get there so I pretty much instructed my dad how to get there all from memory. We turned the wrong way once but we figured it out really quickly and turned around on El Dorado Street. We found the place, but the $10.00 parking was what got to my mom. It was funny how some of the lots had signs that said they were full but the lots clearly had room for 10 or more cars. Oh well, I wasn’t complaining since we only had to walk an extra 20 feet. On the way walking out of the parking lot, a lady from a larger group of people approached us and asked if we wanted to buy a ticket from her that she had received ahead of time. She said she got it for free but was going to sell it to us for $5 to get in. At first, we all thought it was a scam but when I looked at it, it looked legit, and I told my parents we’d be saving $7 (adult admission was $12) if we took it from her so we paid her for it.

While we were standing in line at the Asparagus Festival waiting to have our bags checked and buying our tickets, I noticed the girl in front of me had this awesome amazing red hair. I got really excited for some reason and I wondered if her friends/family noticed that I was taking one or two pictures of her hair but I said it as obviously as I could that I really liked her hair and want to get my hair to look like hers if I let it grow out.

When we went inside, we were about to split off. My dad is extremely family-centered whereas my mom isn’t really at all. I told my parents that I was really hungry and wanted to get food but my mom wanted to go see the home and kitchen sections of the festival. She and my brother suggested that we split off into two groups and eat on our own while my dad and I said we should eat together as a family because this is what we came for. So, we head on along to the ticket booths where we thought we were going to eat a tons load of asparagus-related foods. Because I volunteered yesterday, I know that each of the asparagus food items cost 6 tickets, and each ticket was $1.00. My brother and I lined up and ended up spending $30 on tickets since the deep-fried asparagus that every other person was carrying around seemed so little.
Because I volunteered yesterday at the festival with two wonderful people from Alpha Phi Omega at a station that served asparagus burritos and beef asparagus sandwiches, I received feedback from two upset customers and a guy friend who I gave one of the burritos I had that the food tasted extremely bland. My brother and my dad initially wanted to try it, but I told them about the feedback I received from yesterday so we decided to go for what the festival was all about: deep-fried asparagus. I forgot to take pictures in the most important part of the festival, so there are no pictures of us eating the asparagus but this is what they looked like.

Credits: Entitee and Queenkv @ Flickr
My brother and I happened to really enjoy it, especially with the Ranch dressing. My dad thought it was alright, but my mom ended up hating it and saw it was nothing special. We sat in a shaded area that was extremely crowded. That worried me because I knew how my parents felt about wanting to be served and not sitting in the grass with everyone else. It wasn’t long though that with two orders of deep-fried asparagus, my brother and I ended up feeling bloated, which was bad since we had 18 tickets left, which could only be spent on asparagus-related items and drinks.
At this point, we agreed we should split off into our two groups. My brother and I decided to head to the boating area, and it was interesting having my brother ask questions about downtown Stockton, and thought the place looked nice. Obviously, he knew it was from a visitor’s point of view because the festival sort of covers up the ghetto-ness which is Stockton.
We wandered into this area where instead of rows of seats like you would find in a normal concert setup, there were rows of haystacks. We were just twenty minutes too late to have witnessed an asparagus eating competition where we heard that the winner ate about 9 pounds of asparagus! That was insane to hear since my brother ate the most asparagus out of all of us and all he could finish before feeling full was 2 ½ deep-fried asparagus, which was probably only a few ounces.

Next, we wandered into the Arts and Crafts section of the festival to look at the local jewelry, clothing, music, paintings, and furniture. I really admired a lot of the stuff that was out there and some of the intricacies and detail put into these things that were absent from the mass productions of Forever 21, Charlotte Russe, and H&M. I was really tempted to buy one and ended up purchasing this really pretty green and gold necklace and earring combo from this one vendor called Chrevan Art Glass for about $20. We met up with our parents for a bit, who told us that there wasn’t much to see in the Home and Kitchen area, which made me kind of sad because the large building made it look like as if there was a huge convention going on inside.

My brother and I then looked around at the other food vendors but were sad that we couldn’t try anything we saw since we were so full from lunch. We came across Mediterranean kebobs, lumpias, frozen ice cream, huge bags of kettle corn. In the Home and Kitchen section of the festival, there were chef demonstrations but we decided not to stick around for those since we were still too full from the asparagus that looked so little that ended up being too much. In there, we had some free samples of Mexican chicken, saw a yogurt drink that we hadn’t seen since we were kids, and got to look at strange vendors that involved termite extermination.
Afterwards, we went around outside to try different flavors of dip this one vendor had and different flavors of cashews, pistachios, and almonds. However, the most amazing food vendor of them all was this one station that sold gigantic drumsticks and meat breasts. I don’t know what animal they were from but I kid you not, these things were massive. We first saw this really tiny Filipino girl eating this massive drumstick that was bigger than her waist, and I wondered where on earth she found something like that. Then, we found the place that sold it, and knew there was no way we could eat it even if we wanted to. Who knew that asparagus would count as an entire meal.

At some point, my brother and I got into this long conversation about Wall-E when he mentioned that he wished he could take one of the golf carts that were parked by the grass to drive around the festival instead of walk. I launched into this whole Wall-E rant about how our lives today are so dependent on technology and Wall-E displays. Just seeing the way people are so dependent on it during the movie made me want to walk around even more, but I went into this whole rant on how the movie also gave an incredibly optimistic message that even after all this time in the movie that humans were dependent on technology, deep down, we appreciate the Earth we’re given and if given the right time and opportunity, we want to live life on Earth to the fullest extent. We want to do something about the Earth we were given. Somewhere in-between all of this, my brother wanted to go on the boat. Don’t ask. It was worth ten tickets, and I said it wasn’t worth driving a little raft around the Stockton port.
OK. Moving on from that mini-rant, after almost circling the entire festival for the second time and having a general idea where everything was, my dad called saying that it was time for us to go. My brother and I began to panic because we had 14 tickets left (4 were spent on drinks). We decided to go back to Asparagus Alley to buy all the stuff we could for no good reason. My brother picked out a burrito and I picked out a bowl pasta that none of us could eat. We had 2 tickets left that my brother spent on water even though I was already carrying 1.5L worth of water in my bag. I was hoping to find Alpha Phi Omega volunteers at the sandwich/burrito station that I volunteered at yesterday but didn’t see any of them there.
We met up with my parents in front of the Home and Kitchen area of the festival before we decided to head out. My mom and I argued about what to do with the pasta and the burrito so we decided to head back to campus to drop it off and bring the stuff I packed from last night to the car. What blew my mind this entire time was that my brother had NEVER seen my room this entire year and I was so sad that last night I took down most of the decorations on my wall. What he saw today was just a sad representation of what my room was like this entire year. Anyhow, the stuff that I packed all to moved to my car in about five minutes, which was much easier than I thought.
Then, I gave my entire family a two-minute tour of the downstairs of Alpha Phi. After that, we hopped back into the car and drove off to 8-Mile Road. My mom was dropped off at Ross while my dad, brother, and I went to Borders. Before we went into Borders, my dad pointed out a Mercedes SUV that looked exactly like the one we were driving. I ignored him until something happened later. Meanwhile, in the store, I managed to grab the May 2009 issue of Vogue with the 9 models on the cover. For the next hour, we got sort of bored wandering around the store, picking out things to look at when I found this:

I took several pictures because I thought it was so hilarious. I want this book but I don’t want to pay for this because I don’t believe a thing that Tyra says about believing in yourself, and even you can become a Victoria’s Secret supermodel.

We got bored enough that my dad and I walked over to Ross while my brother decided to move the Mercedes there. On the way walking there, my brother drove up next to us and told us that he went to the wrong car because apparently, his car keys unlocked not only his own car, but that other identical Mercedes SUV my dad mentioned earlier. My brother said he accidentally got into that car and realized he was in the wrong car before having to scramble out to find our car.
Ross was a semi-successful trip for me, wonderful for my dad, but failed for my brother and mom. I looked for shorts but couldn’t find any that I was willing to wear or the right size. I found three shirts that my dad and brother immediately approved of the moment I tried them on over the shirt I already wore. I’ve never received approval of what I wore so quickly so that had to be a good thing. Out of the three, I only chose two because I had to focus on finding shorts that fit right. My dad ended up buying a couple of shirts and my brother wasn’t in the mood so we wandered to Kohl’s where my parents eventually met up with us. To our surprise, my mom did not buy a single thing from Ross because she complained that she couldn’t fit into their clothes. Uh, oh.
However, she had slightly the same problem at Kohl’s but not as bad. She ended up getting something, which I strongly encouraged her to because I felt that if she didn’t, her self-confidence would be hammered by the fact she couldn’t fit into the clothes like she did a few months ago.
After Kohl’s we decided to head over to China Palace Restaurant. Before went inside, my dad has this obsession with Hollywood Video and their DVD deals so went in there, made a fuss as usual in the DVD section as we always do, and ended up walking out with the latest Indiana Jones movie and Babylon A.D. My dad likes Vin Diesel films. He’s kind of weird. Two funny things that came out of this was that my dad asked me if I was cold and if I needed his jacket. I told him I didn’t need it, and remembered I brought a light sweater with me and pulled it out of my bag. From my dad’s perspective, I’ve been pulling out things from this bag of mine for the entire day, so we had a good laugh about how it seemed like my bag was just like that one Volkswagen commercial where people kept coming out of the car more than what the car could actually hold. My bag just seemed to defy the laws of space because I was pulling out more than what it looked like it could hold.
Anyway, at China Palace, the food there was wonderful and the place was legitimately and authentically Chinese unlike the Oriental Buffet my parents were really fond of. We also heard that Martin Yan was actually in the building at the time we were there because of a wedding reception. I didn’t know who he was and my parents didn’t seem too roused up by that information so I figured he was a Z-list celebrity from my parent’s generation.

Over dinner, we talked about so many things like how our family used to go on vacations so easily, different types of retirement, and what was seen on the Discovery Channel and National Geographics about human longevity. I went into Pre-Pharm mode and explained as non-scientifically as possible the process of why humans genome doesn’t sustain longevity. Pretty much, I summed up three months of Genetics lecture into a three-minute speech on DNA structure and chromosome replication. If my genetics professor heard me say all of this, she would have murdered me because for some reason, I confused the word ‘kinetochore’ with ‘telomere’ the entire time. I felt there was something wrong with the word, kinetochore, being used, but I realized long after the conversation was over that I was trying to say telomere, not kinetochore.
Then, at the end of the dinner, my parents suddenly became really flustered that Martin Yan was in the next room, and that was then they explained to me that the restaurant chain of Yan Can Cook was actually owned by this chef. After trying to find my brother and mom (who were actually in the bathroom), we all went over to ask Martin Yan if we could have a picture with him. I thought it would be bad to interrupt him but then I told my mom, ‘We’re never going to see these people again. Let’s be rude.’ And for once, she agreed so she asked him in the middle of his conversation with an entire table of people if we could have a picture with him. He and this other lady (his wife?) joked with us saying that a picture with him would cost us $10. He was super-friendly and shook hands with all of us. My dad was so awkward though and kept repeating that he watched a lot of his shows on TV. I almost wanted to reply that I’ve never seen his show but I have seen his restaurant (in McCarthy Ranch closed down and was taken over by Red Kwali) but I didn’t. Anyway, he was really friendly, open, and charismatic—totally what you would hope to expect from a guy who has his own TV show and restaurant chain.

On the way back, I was a bit sad that the day came to an end. It started out on a really bad note because I was really frustrated with the way everyone was arguing earlier. However, in the car, I gushed on and on about how I was so happy that my parents came up and that even though the day began poorly, it ended fantastically. I was really left almost on a high because I was having so much fun with them. I didn’t want to go back to the reality of school, tests, and finals, because I enjoyed it that much.
I really do have amazing parents and brother. I don’t know what I’d do without them in my life.















